But Pamela Jeannine Thomas hates pictures. It's like her eyelids are programmed to close after hearing this, "One, two..." Blink! Eyes shut. Picture taken.
Never ask her to be your photographer, either. She also can't snap photos without turning "One, two, three" into a ten-minute ordeal. Maybe it's because her eyes keep closing after "two" and she keeps having to start over. I don't know.
Listen, I want to be more like my mom in most ways I can think of. Except this. Please look at this wedding favor from Derek and Kim's reception this weekend.
Thanks, Mom. I'm going to go ahead and blame this on you.